Fozzie Bear

Fozzie Bear is the world’s greatest stand-up comic bear. He’s also the world’s ONLY stand-up comic bear. Fozzie’s act isn’t great. In fact, it’s filled with every old gag in the joke book. His puns are pun-ishing!

Regardless of who he shares the stage with, Fozzie will try anything to tickle the audience’s funny bones: gags, novelties, whoopee cushions, banana peels, custard pies and recycled jokes that earn more winces than laughs. And he punctuates each punchline with a “Wocka! Wocka!” - just to alert the audience it’s time to laugh.

What Fozzie lacks in good material, he makes up for in perseverance and heart. This bear believes he can be a great comic, and you can’t help but love him for trying.