When Tripp’s not busy with school, concert gigs, or keeping the Weasel’s on track with his Rocker To-Do List, he writes song lyrics inspired by his dreams of fame.

Iron Weasel's lead singer still rocks the hair like nobody's business. Sure, he's addicted to his Jagger swagger and the guitar he named Dereka, but this bold Brit is really a big ol' teddy bear.

Our meaty bass player is the resident stalker magnet and dispenser of rockadelic wisdom. He boasts dynamic flatulence skills and is equally at ease with his feminine side.

Iron Weasel’s drummer can always be depended on for a good deed, a laugh, and Tug of War Tuesday. He used to have a pet fish named Sushi (and Sushi 2), which both got killed after Burger’s shorted-out bass zapped them.